crazy people
There was a man and a blonde woman who were both mentally ill. They
were walking around the swimming pool at the institution. The man fell
in, and the woman went in to save him. The next day, a social worker
called the woman into his office. He said that he had good news and
bad news. The good news was that they may let her out because she
had enough sense to save the guy. The bad news was that they found
the man hung up, dead, in his closet. The woman said, "Well, I had
to hang him up to dry. Can I leave, now?"
